Why are skunks always so depressed

8 Skunk Jokes That Don't Stink

By Robert W. • Mar 26, 2024

Smelling a skunk is not fun, but laughing about skunk jokes and puns definitely doesn't stink. Get ready for a healthy dose of laughter with your friends and family as you share these odor-free and odor-able skunk jokes!

8 Odor-able Skunk Jokes:

1. Are baby skunks cute?

Are baby skunks cute? image

Simply odorable.

2. What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? image

Jingle smells.

3. What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? image

"Odor in the court!"

4. Why do two skunks argue?

Why do two skunks argue? image

Because they like to kick up a stink.

5. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? image

They are very scent-imental.

6. How much money does a skunk have?

How much money does a skunk have? image

One scent.

7. Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip? image

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

8. Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are skunks always so depressed? image

Because they think everything stinks.

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