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8 Presidential Jokes to Make Anyone Laugh

By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024

Even the highest office in the land needs to crack a smile from time to time. While presidents are the butt of many jokes, they can also have quite a sense of humor. These 8 Presidential Jokes aren't mockery, but will make anyone chuckle!

1. What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks? image

Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!

2. What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call George Washington's birthday? image

The first President's Day.

3. Which president loved to take baths?

Which president loved to take baths? image

George Washington.

4. Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which former US President gets most confused for money? image

Bill Clinton.

5. Which former US President was always cold?

Which former US President was always cold? image

Calvin Coolidge.

6. Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the painting win the presidential election? image

It was good at canvassing.

7. Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why couldn’t the First Lady make the President do chores? image

Because he vetoed it.

8. What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth? image

Presidentures.

No matter what side of the aisle you're on, we hope these jokes delivered some unexpected laughs!

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