8 Pirate Jokes That Arrr a Barrel of Laughs

8 Pirate Jokes That Arrr a Barrel of Laughs

By Marcus T. • Mar 27, 2024

Ahoy, mateys! Do we have a treasure trove of laughs for you! This bounty of 8 Pirate Jokes will make even the saltiest sea dog crack a smile. So, batten down the hatches and prepare for a voyage of fun — else you arrr destined to walk the plank!

1. What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's a pirate's favorite color? image

Scaaarrrr-let.

2. How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market? image

A buccaneer.

3. How did the pirate call his mother?

How did the pirate call his mother? image

On his aye-phone.

4. What makes pirates such good singers?

What makes pirates such good singers? image

They can hit the high Cs!

5. What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer? image

The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.

6. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Because she left the phone off the hook.

7. Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was the pirate late for work? image

His ship had sailed.

8. What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? image

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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