What do dogs order at coffee shops

8 Coffee Jokes Brewed Just for You

By Ashley S. • Feb 21, 2024

The best pick-me-up isn't just in your cup! This tall order of laughs will definitely ensure that you "java" great day. You'll have plenty of energy for your daily grind as you giggle the day away with these 8 Coffee Jokes!

1. What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song? image

Pour Some Sugar on Me.

2. What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do dogs order at coffee shops? image

A puppuccino.

3. What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Thanks a latte!

4. Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive? image

He doesn't like to be roasted.

5. What is the opposite of coffee?

What is the opposite of coffee? image

Sneezy.

6. What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee? image

A buzz-ard.

7. How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How does Moses make his coffee so great? image

Hebrews it.

8. Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Coffee has a rough time in our household. image

It gets mugged every single morning.

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