24 Elephant Jokes You’ll Never Forget

24 Elephant Jokes You'll Never Forget

By Maria W. • Apr 11, 2024

Are you looking for a massive laugh? Well, get ready to tickle your funny tusks because this list of 24 Elephant Jokes will have you trumpeting! So, grab your peanuts and prepare for a stampede of laughter.

1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? image

Time to get a new bed!

2. Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano? image

Because it tickles their ivories.

3. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? image

Squash.

4. Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are elephants so wrinkled? image

Because they take too long to iron.

5. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? image

Irrelephant!

6. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? image

He called a tow truck.

7. What animals make the best students?

What animals make the best students? image

Elephants, because they remember everything.

8. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? image

Stuck!

9. What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting? image

Elefont.

10. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances? image

On the elephone.

11. Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why was the man stuck at the party? image

He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.

12. Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? image

Because of all the cheetahs.

13. Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp? image

Because he already had a trunk!

14. Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the elephant eat the candle? image

For light refreshment.

15. Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens? image

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

16. Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers? image

So that he can sneak up on mice.

17. Where would you find an elephant?

Where would you find an elephant? image

The same place you lost it.

18. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? image

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

19. What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? image

None. It just lets out a little wine.

20. What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? image

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

21. How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach? image

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

22. How do you raise a baby elephant?

How do you raise a baby elephant? image

With a forklift truck.

23. How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? image

Take away its credit cards.

24. What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool? image

Swimming trunks!

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