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22 Teacher Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

By Maria W. • Jan 30, 2024

Class is in session! These 22 Hilarious Teacher Jokes will have you laughing so hard you'll need an extra recess. Share these the next time you're in class and you'll be sure to get extra credit!

1. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? image

Why the long face?

2. Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers? image

Because they love to add items to the cart.

3. Why are English teachers so smart?

Why are English teachers so smart? image

Because they're always write!

4. What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner? image

Round steaks.

5. Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September? image

Students give them apples on the first day of school!

6. What do math teachers eat?

What food do math teachers eat? image

Square meals.

7. What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student? image

There's mushroom for improvement!

8. Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation? image

To test the water.

9. What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July? image

A bad summer break.

10. Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories? image

Because the facts never add up.

11. How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher? image

Say: they're, there, their.

12. How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes? image

There aren't any pupils to see.

13. What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer? image

Back to school.

14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school? image

Because her students were so bright.

15. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? image

To reach the high notes.

16. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? image

Times Square.

17. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? image

She couldn't control her pupils.

18. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean? image

To test the waters!

19. Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the student eat their homework? image

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

20. What kind of bee do teachers love?

What kind of bee do teachers love? image

A spelling bee.

21. What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers? image

Mathachussets.

22. What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words? image

June, July, and August.

We hope these teacher jokes put a little pep in your step or helped you walk down memory lane today. Don't keep them to yourself... you know you want to share them!

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