20 Squeaky Clean Jokes

20 Squeaky Clean Jokes That'll Leave You Cackling

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Laughter is a universal language that can bring people together in the most wholesome way. So, the next time you need a good laugh without crossing any boundaries, turn to these 20 Clean Jokes for a dose of pure, family-friendly humor.

1. What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a cow in a tornado? image

A milkshake.

2. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? image

A Father-In-Law!

3. What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What are hot dogs called in the winter? image

Chilly dogs.

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor? image

It wasn't peeling well.

5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

They can't hear a word you say!

6. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to? image

St. Bernard.

7. What are baby potatoes called?

What are baby potatoes called? image

Tater tots.

8. What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader? image

Old yeller.

9. What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the Dorito say to his son? image

You're a chip off the old block.

10. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table? image

Me-ow.

11. What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is a plane full of male cows called? image

A bull flight.

12. What animal could Noah not trust?

What animal could Noah not trust? image

The cheetah.

13. There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left? image

None. They were all copy cats.

14. What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call two birds stuck together? image

Velcrows.

15. When you die, what part of the body dies last?

When you die, what part of the body dies last? image

The pupils... they dilate.

16. What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a pig thief? image

A hamburglar.

17. What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What does an escalator say when it stops working? image

Nothing, it just stairs.

18. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? image

Her fairy grandmother.

19. Where do belly buttons go to college?

Where do belly buttons go to college? image

The Navel Academy.

20. Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation? image

Beach trees.

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