20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs

20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs

By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024

When you've had a ruff day, let man's best friend lend you a helping paw. Our 20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs will leave you rolling belly up in laughter. Are you ready to have a ball? Go fetch!

1. What type of dog loves to take showers?

What type of dog loves to take showers? image

Shampoodles.

2. What do you call the dog magician?

What do you call the dog magician? image

A labra-cadabra.

3. Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why didn't the dog want to play football? image

It was a boxer.

4. What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of dog chases anything red? image

A bull dog.

5. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? image

A collie-flower.

6. What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? image

Put them in a barking lot.

7. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? image

Pooched eggs.

8. Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients? image

Because he had a lab coat.

9. What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs? image

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

10. What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a dog in space? image

Astromutt.

11. What kind of dog loves to eat?

What kind of dog loves to eat? image

A Chow.

12. What kind of store would a dog own?

What kind of store would a dog own? image

A licker store.

13. What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark? image

Hushpuppies.

14. What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree? image

The dog has a louder bark.

15. Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines? image

I don't know, but catscan.

16. What's a dog's favorite city?

What's a dog's favorite city? image

New Yorkie.

17. Which dog loves to rob banks?

Which dog loves to rob banks? image

A gold-en retriever.

18. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the dog do so well in school? image

Because he was the teacher's pet.

19. How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog? image

Poodle-oo!

20. Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to? image

St. Bernard.

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