20 Jokes to Make You Rich with Laughter

20 Money Jokes to Make You Rich With Laughter

By Maria W. • Apr 11, 2024

Ever wondered what the currency of comedy is? Cash in on some serious laughs with this collection of 20 Jokes About Money! Whether you're saving up for a rainy day or living large, take a break from counting your coins and enjoy these financial funnies.

Laugh All the Way to the Bank With These 20 Money Jokes:

1. Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Where does Piglet™️ store all her money? image

In a piggy bank.

2. How much money does a skunk have?

How much money does a skunk have? image

One scent.

3. What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency? image

A pound.

4. What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy? image

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

5. Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where did the hockey player get all his money? image

From the tooth fairy!

6. Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the gardener bury all his money? image

To make his soil rich.

7. Where does money love to go shopping?

Where does money love to go shopping? image

JCPenney®!

8. What money do cats use to go shopping?

What money do cats use to go shopping? image

Kitty cash!

9. What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call lending money to a bison? image

A buff-a-loan.

10. Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money? image

It was in sand dollars.

11. What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money? image

I've been baboonzled!

12. Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why are churches so bad at counting money? image

Because there are a lot of different denominations.

13. Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do vampires keep their money? image

The blood bank.

14. Why is money so stubborn?

Why is money so stubborn? image

It doesn't want to make change.

15. Where does cheese invest its money?

Where does cheese invest its money? image

In a Swiss bank.

16. Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the computer run out of money? image

Someone cleaned out its cache.

17. Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why are bakers paid so much money? image

They make the big dough.

18. Where does a camper keep his money?

Where does a camper keep his money? image

In a river bank.

19. Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which former US President gets most confused for money? image

Bill Clinton.

20. To whom do fish go to borrow money?

To whom do fish go to borrow money? image

The loan shark.

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