Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano? image

20 Elephant Jokes to Make You Laugh a Ton

By Maria W. • Feb 09, 2024

Elephants are some of the most lovable animals on the planet. Laugh a ton with these 20 Elephant Jokes that even the hardest critic won't squash!

1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? image

Time to get a new bed!

2. Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano? image

Because it tickles their ivories.

3. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? image

Squash.

4. Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are elephants so wrinkled? image

Because they take too long to iron.

5. What animals make the best students?

What animals make the best students? image

Elephants, because they remember everything.

6. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? image

Stuck!

7. What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting? image

Elefont.

8. How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances? image

On the elephone.

9. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? image

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

10. Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why was the man stuck at the party? image

He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.

11. Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens? image

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

12. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? image

Irrelephant!

13. Where would you find an elephant?

Where would you find an elephant? image

The same place you lost it.

14. What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? image

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

15. How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach? image

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

16. How do you raise a baby elephant?

How do you raise a baby elephant? image

With a forklift truck.

17. How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? image

Take away its credit cards.

18. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? image

He called a tow truck.

19. What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool? image

Swimming trunks!

20. Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the elephant eat the candle? image

For light refreshment.

With their big floppy ears and silly attitude, what's not to love about elephants? We'll raise a trunk to that!

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