Why can’t basketball players ever go on vacation?

20 Basketball Jokes to Score Some Laughs

By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024

Ready to net some laughs? Traveling, dunking, and fouling... these 20 Basketball Jokes are sure to score you some high points with any sports enthusiast.

1. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score a basket in basketball? image

It does a Lay's™-up.

2. What did March say to the madness?

What did March say to the madness? image

What's all that bracket?

3. What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry? image

Hoop earrings.

4. Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating? image

They are courting.

5. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters? image

They're always dribbling!

6. What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball? image

Kobe beef.

7. Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses? image

They always want to get in the paint.

8. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call it when a college basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament? image

March Sadness.

9. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball? image

A ball hog!

10. What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do cats say when the basketball doesn't hit the basket in a shot? image

H-airball!

11. Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why do basketball players like cookies? image

It's just another excuse to dunk.

12. What animal scores the most in basketball?

What animal scores the most in basketball? image

A dunk-ey.

13. What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job? image

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? image

They both go to court.

15. What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind? image

He has a case of March Madness®.

16. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together? image

Airball.

17. What stories are told by basketball players?

What stories are told by basketball players? image

Tall stories.

18. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation? image

They aren't allowed to travel.

19. Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments? image

He was the point guard.

20. Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why are babies so good at basketball? image

They are expert dribblers.

The ball is in your court... enjoy!

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