18 Sibling Jokes for Family Bonding

18 Sibling Jokes for Family Bonding

By Jennifer A. • Mar 27, 2024

There is no other bond quite like the one shared by brothers and sisters. Our siblings make us laugh, they make us cry, and therefore they form the backbone of family humor. So, enjoy this list of 18 Sibling Jokes, have a little chuckle, then pick up the phone and call your brother or sister!

1. What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What can an older sibling say every time to get in the front of the line? image

I was here first!

2. What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters? image

Poke-her!

3. Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can? image

They were all from the same litter!

4. My brother is my partner in crime.

My brother is my partner in crime. image

Until we get caught, then he did it!

5. Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together? image

Because they're as thick as thieves!

6. What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you call siblings who love math? image

Algebros.

7. Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion? image

His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.

8. Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting? image

Because they're catty.

9. What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law? image

Your significant brother.

10. What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married? image

Steppe-brothers.

11. What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying? image

Are you having a cri-sis?

12. My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party. image

That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.

13. What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling? image

You're adapted!

14. What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother? image

Steel-man.

15. Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are the brother and sister always cold? image

Because they are chill-dren.

16. What siblings are always sad?

What siblings are always sad? image

The Blues Brothers.

17. What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies? image

Ebe-sneezer.

18. How long did Cain dislike his brother?

How long did Cain dislike his brother? image

As long as he was Abel.

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