18 Jokes That’ll Make Any Parent Chuckle

18 Jokes That'll Make Any Parent Chuckle

By Rosa L. • Apr 12, 2024

Ah parenting... full of the highest highs and lowest lows. Some days it feels like we're doing everything right and others it feels like if we don't laugh, we'll cry. We're here to help you with the laughing part. Because whether you're navigating the treacherous terrain of toddlerhood or trying to decode your teenager's eyerolls, these lighthearted jokes offer a little reprieve from the wild ride that is parenthood!

1. What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's a parent's favorite type of music? image

Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!

2. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? image

We're a family of fore!

3. Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents? image

Disneyland®.

4. Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad? image

He was begging at the table.

5. What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book? image

"The Little Engine That Could."

6. What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on? image

Labor Day.

7. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play? image

The jungle gym!

8. Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why are billionaires such good parents? image

Because they're never taxed.

9. Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep? image

Because their children are always screaming.

10. Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes? image

They are too busy doing useful things.

11. What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl? image

Sue-nami.

12. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? image

A new moo-ther.

13. Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Which parent cares the most for the environment? image

Mother Nature.

14. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids? image

They gru-yere up so fast!

15. Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which parent knows if you are running late? image

Father Time.

16. What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do photographers read to their children before bed? image

Picture books!

17. Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry? image

His parents were in a jam.

18. Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers? image

They keep an eagle eye on their kids.

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