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18 Football Jokes to Tackle This Season

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Touchdown, field goal, penalty flag, oh my! It's football season, and these 18 Hilarious Football Jokes are great to pull out when the tensions are high during halftime. You'll be laughing all the way through overtime!

1. What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's the smelliest part of a football field? image

The foul line.

2. Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why was the turkey taken out of the basketball game? image

It had too many fowls.

3. Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do hogs play so much football? image

They love to throw pigskins!

4. Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement? image

Out to pass-ture.

5. Which animals make the best football players?

Which animals make the best football players? image

Rams.

6. Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which football team has the coolest helmets? image

The ones with the most fans!

7. Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do football players make great fishermen? image

They always have a tackle box.

8. What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What job in the NFL is most competitive for boats? agenda

The waterbuoy.

9. How do football players deal with their problems?

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Tackle them head-on.

10. Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up? image

The bored room.

11. Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer? image

They were playing for the cup.

12. Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?

It was tired of being kicked around.

13. Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? image

Never mind, it's pointless.

14. What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do an English major and a football player have in common? image

They get anxious over rough drafts.

15. What tea do footballers drink?

What tea do footballers drink? image

Penaltea.

16. What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? image

Bring on their subs.

17. What part of a football field is never the same?

What part of a football field is never the same? image

The changing rooms.

18. When fish play football, who is the captain?

When fish play football, who is the captain? image

The team's kipper.

We hope this list of laughs helps your team pull out a win!

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