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18 Baby Jokes You'll Go Ga-Ga Over

By Jennifer A. • Feb 15, 2024

From one-liners to corny puns, these 18 Jokes About Babies are sure to make any mom laugh out loud and long for those newborn days! Becoming a mom is a special time, full of memories. Sometimes you just need to laugh about the extra mess and exhaustion that comes with the joy!

1. Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who's a baby's favorite singer? image

Lady Gaga.

2. How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? image

You rocket.

3. What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas? image

Carol.

4. Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt? image

It was trying to be like its mummy.

5. What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on? image

Labor Day.

6. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? image

A new moo-ther.

7. What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do photographers read to their children before bed? image

Picture books!

8. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? image

We're a family of fore!

9. What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl? image

Sue-nami.

10. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower? image

You're really growing, bud!

11. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? image

Where's POPcorn?

12. Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry? image

His parents were in a jam.

13. Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born? image

In a hatch-back.

14. What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a baby monkey? image

A chimp off the old block.

15. What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? image

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

16. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper? image

She sent her a pee-mail.

17. What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry? image

No, I'm foal!

18. Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Where do baby cats learn to swim? image

The kitty pool.

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