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17 Magical Disney^® Character Jokes

By Mia R. • Mar 22, 2024

Get ready for a dose of Disney® humor with these magical Disney character jokes! They're cute, adorable, and silly – everyone from kids to adults love them! From Bambi™ to The Little Mermaid™, every character brings so much joy. Enjoy these 17 Disney Character Jokes that'll bring a bit of a sparkle to your eye and remind you of a simpler time!

17 Disney Character Jokes That'll Make Magic Happen:

1. What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland? image

Fanta-smic.

2. Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation? image

Disney-land.

3. Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney villain? image

Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

4. Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation? image

Disneyland®!

5. What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What's a bee's favorite Disney movie? image

Beauty and the Bees.

6. Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Which Disney princess makes the best judge?

Snow White™ - she's the fairest of them all!

7. Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents? image

Disneyland®.

8. What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Frozen.

9. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly? image

Mufasa.

10. What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight? image

He had to take the flying carpet.

11. What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

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A pumpkin spiced latte.

12. What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball? image

Glass flippers.

13. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? image

Bam-BOO!

14. Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes? image

Because he prefers his bear feet.

15. Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did Pinocchio hate his nose? image

He didn't get to pick it!

16. Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why cant Dalmatians play hide and seek? image

They're always spotted.

17. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? image

Her fairy grandmother.

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