16 Marriage Jokes You Can-t Help but Love

16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love

By Robert W. • Mar 01, 2024

Marriage is like a good pun; you must choose your words wisely and timing is everything! Keep the love alive with some unexpected laughter and a little help from this list of 16 Marriage Jokes You Can't Help but Love.

1. What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage? image

A business proposal.

2. Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting? image

In the dog house.

3. What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out? image

You're such a beefcake!

4. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? image

Feyoncé.

5. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? image

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

6. How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work? image

Howdy, partner!

7. How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the two figs make their marriage last? image

They went out on weekly dinner dates!

8. What should your husband name his internet connection?

What should your husband name his internet connection? image

Wife-i.

9. What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the peach say to its crying husband? image

That's so pitiful.

10. Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out? image

In his man-ta cave.

11. My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape. image

That would be a big step forward.

12. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans image

He picked 7 up instead.

13. What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the antelope husband call his wife? image

Deer.

14. What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call the wife of a hippie? image

A Mississippi.

15. What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes? image

Let that mango.

16. What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed? image

I'm just nuts about you.

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