16 Groaners for Guaranteed Giggles

16 Groaners for Guaranteed Giggles

By Ashley S. • Feb 29, 2024

Ah, groaners... when jokes are so bad, they’re good! The types of jokes that cause you to audibly groan, roll your eyes, and even let out a begrudging chuckle. They toe the line between comedic genius and absolute absurdity. Whether you love them or love to hate them, this list of 16 Groaners is sure to deliver on its promise of unexpected giggles!

1. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

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A Father-In-Law!

2. What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ? image

Rib-bits.

3. What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

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At the quack of dawn.

4. What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

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A gold mine.

5. What do you call a retired cowboy?

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De-ranged.

6. What kind of car does a chicken have?

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A coop.

7. What do you call a cow in a tornado?

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A milkshake.

8. What did the dentist say to the beaver?

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Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.

9. What's the laziest vegetable?

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A couch potato.

10. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

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Me-ow.

11. What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed? image

An oranga-tan.

12. What do you call a dog in space?

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Astromutt.

13. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? image

Missiletoe.

14. What do you call a smelly horse?

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A musk-tang.

15. Why is grass so dangerous?

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Because it's full of blades.

16. How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do you take a pig to the hospital? image

By hambulance.

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