16 Golf Jokes That Are the Best By Par

16 Golf Jokes That Are the Best by Par

By Robert W. • Mar 21, 2024

Get ready to part-tee with some un-fore-gettable golf jokes! From birdies to bogeys, these 16 Golf Jokes will surely be a hole-in-one with golf and humor-enthusiasts alike. So, grab your clubs and get ready to drive these jokes all the way to the green!

1. What do golfers drink on the green?

What do golfers drink on the green? image

Iced tee.

2. What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child? image

We're a family of fore!

3. I'm not a bad putter.

I'm not a bad putter. image

I just can't catch a break.

4. What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a golfer's favorite bird? image

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

5. Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do golfers hate cake? image

Because they might get a slice.

6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? image

In case he got a hole in one.

7. What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare? image

The Bogeyman.

8. Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are computers so good at golf? image

Because they have hard drives.

9. What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do British people and golfers have in common? image

They both love a good tea time.

10. What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day? image

A tee shirt.

11. Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball? image

In golf, you have to play your foul balls!

12. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? image

He was perfecting his swing!

13. What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the golfer order at the bakery? image

A donut hole-in-one.

14. What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What dinosaur loves to play golf? image

A tee-rex.

15. Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One? image

He had a strong driver.

16. Which hot drink loves golf?

Which hot drink loves golf? image

Tea.

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