13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

16 Farm Jokes That Aren't Baaaaa-d

By Todd H. • Mar 27, 2024

Farm animals are quite silly cowmedians! Now, with everything that happens on the farm day in and day out, farmers have some pretty great conversation starters, stories, and jokes to tell. From cows to horses and goats to chickens, every animal has a personality of its own. Get ready for some laughs with these 16 Silly Farm Animal Jokes!

16 Farm Animal Jokes for the Funny Farm:

1. What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What goes ooo ooo ooo? image

A cow with no lips.

2. What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her? image

That's udderly ridiculous!

3. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs? image

Because the cow has the udder.

4. Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the calf hate his school picture? image

His cow-lick was sticking up!

5. What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a smelly horse? image

A musk-tang.

6. When does a horse talk?

When does a horse talk? image

Whinney wants to.

7. Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby? image

It was a little horse.

8. Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the goat become a lawyer? image

Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.

9. Which farm animals are famous painters?

Which farm animals are famous painters? image

Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!

10. Why are goats so funny?

Why are goats so funny? image

They're always kidding around.

11. How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day? image

The dad yolks crack you up!

12. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? image

They only produce non-fat milk.

13. Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which bird would make a great farmer? image

A barn owl.

14. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? image

An udder failure.

15. What farm animal is best at karate?

What farm animal is best at karate? image

The lamb chop.

16. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes? image

A funny farm.

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