What spices do chickens love to put on their food? image

16 Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Move on over, "why did the chicken cross the road?"... make room for some egg-cellent jokes that will brighten your mood when you're in need of a chuckle. These 16 Chicken Jokes won't ruffle any feathers, but they will crack you up!

1. What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food? image

Poultry seasoning.

2. What does an evil hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay? image

Deviled eggs.

3. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? image

An eggroll.

4. What did the sick chicken say?

What did the sick chicken say? image

I have the people pox.

5. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? image

Fowl weather!

6. Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the chicken walk across the street? image

Because chickens can't fly.

7. How do chickens leave the highway?

How do chickens leave the highway?

They take the first eggs-it.

8. What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other? image

Roost beef.

9. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Chicken!

10. What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable? image

Eggplant.

11. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? image

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

12. What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's the difference between people and chickens? image

People fail if they lay an egg.

13. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? image

They go on peck-nics.

14. What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? image

He kicked the bucket.

15. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties? image

Coop-cakes.

16. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? image

An egg-splosion.

Go ahead... we know you want to crack a smile.

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