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15 Wind-erful Jokes That'll Blow You Away

By Rosa L. • Feb 09, 2024

Don't take a rain check on these weather jokes! Get blown away with these 15 Jokes About the Weather that will help you bring a little joy into your day, even if the weather is looking gray!

1. How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets? image

Reigning cats and dogs.

2. What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie? image

Gone With the Wind.

3. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do weathercasters say when cleaning their kids' rooms? image

It looks like a hurricane came through here!

4. What's the difference between weather and climate?

What's the difference between weather and climate? image

You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

5. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? image

Fowl weather!

6. Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open? image

She expected some change in the weather.

7. How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer? image

There's a spring in people's step.

8. What is a king's favorite weather?

What is a king's favorite weather? image

Hail.

9. What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the sun use for its sewing class? image

A weather pattern.

10. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. image

Then it dawned on me.

11. What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the tree say to its branches in Autumn? image

Why are you leaving?

12. Why was the storm actually calm?

Why was the storm actually calm? image

It had a lot of windchill.

13. What is the color of the wind?

What is the color of the wind? image

Blew.

14. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What goes up when spring rain comes down? image

An umbrella.

15. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert? image

Can I take a rain check?

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