What do you call a dancing sheep

15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe

By Melissa M. • Feb 29, 2024

Love sheep or just have spring fever? Either way, get ready to bleat with laughter with this list of wooly great 15 Sheep Jokes That Are Perfect for Ewe! Gather your flock and share some smiles. These jokes are so baaaad that they'll make you giggle!

1. What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing? image

A wool coat.

2. What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a dancing sheep? image

A baa-llerina!

3. What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor? image

Baa-nilla.

4. What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day? image

A water baa-ttle.

5. What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days? image

Have some baa-baa-cue!

6. What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is a sheep's favorite game? image

Baa-dminton!

7. Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are sheep such great pranksters? image

They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.

8. Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

They have a wool sweater.

9. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? image

Shear madness!

10. Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway? image

He got goated into it.

11. A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test image

A lamborghini.

12. If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are image

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

13. Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which singer loves to groom sheep? image

Ed Shear-an.

14. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? image

A collie-flower.

15. Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why could no one recognize the sheep? image

He had a goatee.

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