What does a bunny give his fiancé? image

15 Rabbit Jokes Every Bunny Will Love

By Maria W. • Feb 15, 2024

Somebunny shared that you're feeling blue... ready to be tickled pink by some hare-larious jokes? Hop right to it! These 15 Jokes About Rabbits are sure to turn your frown upside-down.

15 Rabbit Jokes to Tickle Your Whiskers:

1. What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel? image

She was a bellhop!

2. What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What does a bunny give his fiancé? image

A 10-carrot engagement ring.

3. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.

4. Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day? image

Some-bunny loves them.

5. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? image

Hoppy birthday!

6. Why was the bunny upset?

Why was the bunny upset? image

It was having a bad hare day.

7. What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What is a bunny's favorite dance? image

The lindy hop.

8. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? image

Bugs Bunny™.

9. What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo? image

I like your hare!

10. What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires? image

A jack rabbit!

11. What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit? image

Getting a harecut.

12. What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant? image

IHOP®!

13. How do bunnies stay fit?

How do bunnies stay fit? image

Hare-robics.

14. What game does a rabbit always win?

What game does a rabbit always win? image

Hopscotch.

15. Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers? image

They can tell the best carrot.

Feeling a little extra hoppy now? Don't keep it all to yourself! Go on... you know you want to share the laughs!

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