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15 Ocean Jokes Shore to Make You Laugh

By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024

Make a splash and dive into the aquatic world of everything waves, sand, and sunshine! If you're missing the tropics and are in need of a laugh, these 15 Ocean Jokes are shore to bring back all the salty air and belly laughs to get you through until you're able to visit the shoreline again.

1. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean? image

Mer-maids!

2. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea? image

At water parks.

3. What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean? image

A beech tree!

4. What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime? image

Good tidings.

5. Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book? image

He ran out of ink.

6. Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do ships always get stuck? image

Anchor-age!

7. What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused? image

Can you please be more Pacific?

8. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? image

A nervous wreck.

9. What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist? image

Nep-tunes.

10. Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money? image

It was in sand dollars.

11. What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's the ocean's favorite song? image

Surfin' USA.

12. How do you cut the ocean in two?

How do you cut the ocean in two? image

With a sea-saw.

13. Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do oceans always buy their cars? image

Shell-vrolet.

14. What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's the ocean's funniest animal? image

A clownfish.

15. What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the ocean say to the beach? image

Nothing. It just waved.

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