How can you farm during the winter?

15 Moo-velous Farm Jokes You Never Herd Before

By Ashley S. • Feb 08, 2024

Mooove on over and make some room! Farming can bring on long, hard-working days — these 15 Farm Jokes will lighten your load. Pull up a chair after a long day, pour yourself a glass of milk, and let yourself have a chuckle!

1. Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs? image

Because the cow has the udder.

2. What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school? image

A coward.

3. What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm? image

Pigtails!

4. Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do farmers never want to buy skinny cows? image

They only produce non-fat milk.

5. What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's the perfect job for a cow? image

Dairy farmer.

6. What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped? image

That barn door!

7. How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market? image

A buccaneer.

8. Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which bird would make a great farmer? image

A barn owl.

9. Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash? image

To ensure he had rich spring soil!

10. What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Pigs in a blanket.

11. What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes? image

A funny farm.

12. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? image

An udder failure.

13. What farm animal is best at karate?

What farm animal is best at karate? image

The lamb chop.

14. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? image

Udder nonsense.

15. How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? image

With a cabbage patch.

Don't be a cow-ward... you know you want to smile!

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