15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal

15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

What makes lawyer jokes so appealing? Perhaps it's the fact that whether we like it or not, we will all have to seek legal advice at one point or another. While legal situations can be intimidating and costly, a little dash of humor makes everything better. That's why we created this list!

15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal!

1. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? image

A Father-In-Law!

2. What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday? image

Briefs.

3. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? image

Sue.

4. How do lawyers say goodbye?

How do lawyers say goodbye? image

We'll be suing ya!

5. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? image

They both go to court.

6. What is the difference between baseball and law?

What is the difference between baseball and law? image

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

7. What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

A good lawsuit.

8. What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's a lawyer's favorite food? image

Just-ice.

9. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? image

Sue York City.

10. Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side? image

Jennifer Law-rence.

11. Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy? image

He earns from your mistakes.

12. What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed? image

A jury.

13. How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How do you know a lawyer is lying? image

His lips are moving.

14. What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear? image

Legal briefs.

15. Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her? image

She worked in labor law.

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