What do you call a vacation at home

15 Jokes That You Can't Not Laugh At

By Robert W. • Feb 15, 2024

"Hahahahahaha!" That's going to be you once you get to the end of this list. Get ready for some very silly jokes that are guaranteed to make you belly laugh. We bet you can't even make it to the third joke without belting out some giggles! They're that good!

1. What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a vacation at home? image

A holi-stay.

2. What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine? image

I want my quarter back!

3. Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars? image

Because they never have any gas.

4. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk? image

His mom said it was chalk-late!

5. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear? image

Open-toad!

6. Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind? image

There were too many variables.

7. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? image

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

8. What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a steak's favorite shoe? image

A meat loafer.

9. Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the mountain cry all the time? image

It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.

10. Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are skunks always so depressed? image

Because they think everything stinks.

11. What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Little Bread Rising Hood.

12. Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties? image

Because they can't break the ice.

13. Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety? image

A stress ball.

14. What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her? image

That's udderly ridiculous!

15. What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day? image

This is so row-mantic!

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