My kids have perfected the art of selective hearing.

15 Jokes for Ears of All Ages

By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024

Jokes can bring the whole family together! Delight even the littlest comic you know with these 15 Squeaky Clean Jokes for all ages. From oldest to youngest, you'll all be giggling!

1. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk? image

His mom said it was chalk-late!

2. Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids? image

She wanted a baker's dozen!

3. What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others? image

Social studies.

4. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school? image

No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.

5. What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry? image

You're the cater-pillar of our family!

6. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play? image

The jungle gym!

7. What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab? image

Well, I chemis-tried.

8. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? image

Because she wanted to go to high school!

9. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do weathercasters say when cleaning their kids' rooms? image

It looks like a hurricane came through here!

10. Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win? image

Musical chairs.

11. What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad? image

Pop music!

12. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids? image

They gru-yere up so fast!

13. What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy? image

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

14. What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime? image

Sundae School.

15. Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered? image

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

Kids can say the silliest things — can't they?

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