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15 Horse Jokes for Neigh-sayers

By Marcus T. • Feb 09, 2024

Need some mane-stay jokes about horses? Look no further — these Horse Jokes are sure to make your voice hoarse from laughing. Giddy up and get ready for some laughs!

1. What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What disease was the horse scared of getting? image

Hay fever!

2. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? image

Why the long face?

3. When does a horse talk?

When does a horse talk? image

Whinney wants to.

4. I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How? image

My horse's name is Friday.

5. Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which condiment adds the most kick? image

Horseradish.

6. What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? image

Fiddler on the Hoof!

7. What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street? image

Hey neigh-bor!

8. What sport do horses love to play?

What sport do horses love to play? image

Kickball.

9. What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of computers do horses use? image

Mcintosh.

10. How do horses navigate at night?

How do horses navigate at night? image

By saddle light.

11. Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love? image

They are in a stable relationship.

12. What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's a horse's favorite fruit? image

Straw-berries.

13. What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call the horse that lives next door? image

Your neigh-bor.

14. What do horses say to greet each other?

What do horses say to greet each other? image

Hay there.

15. What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the horse say when it collapsed? image

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Giddy up! We hope these jokes lifted your long face into a hay-tastic smile!

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