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15 Home-Run Sports Jokes

By Marcus T. • Feb 08, 2024

Knock it out of the park with these 15 Home-Run Sports Jokes that will make everyone's muscles sore from laughing. Learning or practicing a new sport can be hard, but telling jokes about sports is easy!

1. Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms? image

New Jersey.

2. What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July? image

Flag football.

3. Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams? image

It always got cut.

4. What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal is undefeated in all sports? image

A peng-win.

5. What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport? image

Figure skating.

6. What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity? image

Water sports.

7. What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games? image

A whee-bra!

8. What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is a horse's favorite sport? image

Stable tennis.

9. What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is a whale's favorite sport? image

Beach-ed volleyball.

10. Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date? image

The ball-et.

11. What sport is always getting in trouble?

What sport is always getting in trouble? image

Bad-minton.

12. What sport is full of interior designers?

What sport is full of interior designers? image

Rug-by.

13. What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch? image

Hawk-ey.

14. What sport requires no movement at all?

What sport requires no movement at all? image

Channel surfing.

15. What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport? image

Pickleball.

Tell these jokes at your next practice (or at the gym!) and you'll score a touchdown with all your friends!

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