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15 Flower Jokes That Will Shed Your Petals

By Rosa L. • Apr 12, 2024

Couldn't we all use a colorful bouquet of flowers every now and then? Flowers can make anyone smile. Check out this list of 15 Flower Jokes That Will Shed Your Petals and make you bloom with laughter!

1. What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's a monkey's favorite flower? image

A chimp-pansy.

2. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? image

A power plant.

3. Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Where should you plant flowers along the road? image

In the potholes.

4. What's a father's favorite flower?

What's a father's favorite flower? image

A dad-fodil.

5. Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's the best place to grow flowers in school? image

In kinder-garden.

6. What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring? image

It seems like you bloomed overnight!

7. Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike? image

It lost all its pedals.

8. When do flowers get their workout in?

When do flowers get their workout in? image

Spring Training.

9. Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April? image

Because April showers bring May flowers.

10. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? image

Bicycle petals!

11. What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower? image

You're really growing, bud!

12. How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Hey, bud!

13. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden? image

A tiger lily!

14. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day? image

Cauliflowers!

15. What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day? image

Mums.

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