15 Dentist Jokes for Big Smiles

15 Dentist Jokes for Big Smiles

By Gary P. • Apr 12, 2024

Looking for a giggle-worthy distraction from the dreaded dentist chair? Whether you're a dentist, a patient, or simply looking to be smiling ear to ear, this list of 15 Dentist Jokes will have you gargling with laughter. Now get ready to say "ahhhhhh-HA!"

1. What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the dentist say to the beaver? image

Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.

2. What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call two dentists that are very different? image

Molar opposites.

3. Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists? image

They always end up fighting tooth and nail.

4. Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? image

To improve her bite.

5. Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist? image

She was told to open up.

6. What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled? image

The dentist!

7. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? image

I'll fill you in when I get back.

8. What time is your dentist appointment?

What time is your dentist appointment? image

Tooth hurt-y.

9. Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the tree go to the dentist? image

To get a root canal.

10. Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered? image

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

11. What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's a dentist's favorite movie? image

Jaws.

12. What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster? image

They brace themselves.

13. What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist? image

A little plaque.

14. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists? image

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

15. What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? image

A tooth pic.

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