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15 Basketball Jokes That'll Score Laughs

By Gary P. • Feb 29, 2024

March Madness®, jump shots, free throws, dunks, and fouls. Every basketball fanatic will love these basketball jokes. Practice your ball handling with a few drills and leave the jokes to us — you'll be scoring laughs in no time.

1. What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students? Image

They got schooled.

2. Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player? image

Because he was out of her league.

3. What's the richest basketball team?

What's the richest basketball team? image

The Denver Nuggets®!

4. Why don't fish play basketball?

Why don't fish play basketball? image

They are afraid of the net.

5. Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at? image

The dunk tank.

6. What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score a basket in basketball? image

It does a Lay's™-up.

7. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters? image

They're always dribbling!

8. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball? image

A ball hog!

9. Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why do basketball players like cookies? image

It's just another excuse to dunk.

10. What animal scores the most in basketball?

What animal scores the most in basketball? image

A dunk-ey.

11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation? image

They aren't allowed to travel.

12. What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call it when a college basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament? image

March Sadness.

13. What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together? image

Airball.

14. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? image

They both go to court.

15. What stories are told by basketball players?

What stories are told by basketball players? image

Tall stories.

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