What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time image

15 Baseball Jokes for a Home Run

By Gary P. • Mar 26, 2024

The hotdogs, peanuts, and team chants... it's baseball season! Bring laughter into America's favorite pastime with these Silly Baseball Jokes. These jokes may be a bit outta left field, but they're sure to bring laughter and a home run to your team this season. Share them in the dugout, around the dinner table, or while on break. Let's play ball!

1. Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his at bat? image

The crowd yelled at him to swing!

2. How do baseball players always stay cool?

How do baseball players always stay cool? image

They sit near their fans.

3. How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How long did the baseball player spend at the library? image

Not long, it was a short stop.

4. Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players? image

Because they always want strikes.

5. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger. image

Then it hit me.

6. What animal loves a baseball game?

What animal loves a baseball game? image

A bat.

7. Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball? image

In golf, you have to play your foul balls!

8. Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball? image

Because it was really foul.

9. What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin? image

Vitamin K!

10. Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball? image

The grumpire.

11. Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games? image

Because they want a grand slam.

12. Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them? image

He was the designated hitter.

13. Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are baseball players so good at math? image

They love ballpark figures.

14. Why are baseball games at night?

Why are baseball games at night? image

The bats sleep during the day.

15. What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common? image

They need a good batter!

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