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14 Reading Jokes for Bookworms

By Jennifer A. • Mar 21, 2024

Bookworms, unite! There's nothing quite like cracking open a fresh book. That fresh book smell, the lovely plot lines, and the irresistible twists and turns a story can take! You will absolutely love these silly, word-loving, book-thumping Reading Jokes. Tell 'em to all the book-lovers you know, and you'll have them laughing out loud (but not too loud if you're in the library... shh!).

1. What is the best book to read in autumn?

What is the best book to read in autumn? image

Gourd of the Rings.

2. What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do photographers read to their children before bed? image

Picture books!

3. What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book? image

"The Little Engine That Could."

4. Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? image

He lost his Hedwig™.

5. Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why was the geometry book so adorable? image

Because it had acute angles.

6. What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is a book's preferred method of communication? image

Texting.

7. What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book? image

The Catcher in the Rye.

8. Why are books always so angry?

Why are books always so angry? image

Because they're seeing read.

9. What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What look-and-find book do wolves love? image

Where's Balto.

10. Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where do novels go to have a good time? image

Book club.

11. Where do books sleep?

Where do books sleep? image

Under their covers!

12. A book just fell on my head.

A book just fell on my head. image

I only have myshelf to blame.

13. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? image

Because it was overbooked!

14. What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a joke book for chickens? image

A yolk book.

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