My kids have perfected the art of selective hearing.

14 Hilarious Jokes About Kids

By Jennifer A. • Feb 09, 2024

Tickle your funny bone with these 14 Jokes About Kids that will make your job as a parent feel a little lighter and will bring the family together in laughter! Being an adult can be challenging, but telling jokes brings out the kid in all of us!

1. What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry? image

You're the cater-pillar of our family!

2. What do goats and moms have in common?

What do goats and moms have in common? image

They both have kids.

3. What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What class do kids love to pass gas in? image

Language Farts.

4. What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with? image

Ragdolls.

5. Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids? image

She wanted a baker's dozen!

6. Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play? image

The jungle gym!

7. What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave? image

You're such a pill.

8. What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do weathercasters say when cleaning their kids' rooms? image

It looks like a hurricane came through here!

9. What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad? image

Pop music!

10. Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days? image

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

11. What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids? image

They gru-yere up so fast!

12. How do you get kids to do something?

How do you get kids to do something? image

Tell them not to do it.

13. What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention? image

Sit down and look comfortable.

14. What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school? image

Sleep.

Parenting is not for the faint of heart. Pull out some jokes and laugh with your kids today!

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