Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

14 Grandparent Jokes That Never Get Old

By Rosa L. • Feb 09, 2024

What's better than seeing a loved one doubled over in laughter? Laughing together! Bring the whole family together with these 14 Silly Jokes About Grandparents that are sure to make all generations laugh out loud.

1. What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common? image

You always have to accept their cookies.

2. Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving? image

She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.

3. What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year? image

The GRAMMYs®.

4. My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. image

She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.

5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

They can't hear a word you say!

6. Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other? image

They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!

7. What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach? image

A sand crab.

8. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

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He wanted to rock and roll.

9. Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers? image

She had a knack for gram-mer.

10. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant? image

At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.

11. Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid? image

She doesn't listen.

12. Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me? image

It's pretty knit.

13. What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? image

Her fairy grandmother.

14. Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven? image

Because her grandma told her she was an angel!

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