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14 Egg-cellent Jokes That'll Crack You Up

By Maria W. • Mar 01, 2024

Whether you're celebrating Easter, love a festive egg hunt, or just love a breakfast that includes eggs — these 14 Egg Jokes (or, ahem, Yolks) are sure to crack you (and your friends!) up. Get a whole carton full of laughs when you share these with friends and family over the breakfast table or at your Easter gathering this year!

1. How do eggs end a TV show?

How do eggs end a TV show? image

That's all, yolks!

2. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? image

Pooched eggs.

3. What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day? image

We're fried.

4. What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs? image

A mathmachicken.

5. What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of car do eggs drive? image

A Yolkswagen.

6. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes? image

Because they'd crack each other up.

7. What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do cats use to beat eggs? image

Whiskers.

8. How do chickens leave the highway?

How do chickens leave the highway?

They take the first eggs-it.

9. Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why coudln't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt? image

They were egg-cellently hidden!

10. What does an evil hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay? image

Deviled eggs.

11. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.

12. Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative? image

They're born out of decorated eggs.

13. What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over? image

Eggs-ercise

14. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? image

An eggroll.

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