What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut? image

14 Dad Jokes for the Whole Family

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Corny, groan-worthy, and eye-rolling required... Dad jokes are fun for the whole family. Kids and adults will be laughing (and groaning!) at these 14 Hilarious Dad Jokes!

1. What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut? image

No, I got them all cut!

2. What did you learn in school today, son?

What did you learn in school today, son? image

Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.

3. What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving? image

I need to go pie down.

4. What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? image

One letter!

5. Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Where do dads store their dad jokes? image

In the dad-a-base.

6. What's a father's favorite flower?

What's a father's favorite flower? image

A dad-fodil.

7. Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day? image

A-parent-ly.

8. My dad told me a joke about boxing.

My dad told me a joke about boxing. image

I guess I missed the punch line.

9. Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Wanna hear a long dad joke? image

Jjjjjjjooooookkkkeeeee.

10. Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet? image

A dad on a fishing trip.

11. What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems? image

Ask your mother.

12. What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later? image

No, call me Dad.

13. What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to image

No sun.

14. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? image

Grace.

We hope these jokes put a little pep in your step and sparkle in your eye today. Go on... you know you want to share them!

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