14 Beach Jokes That’ll Make Waves

14 Beach Jokes That'll Make Waves

By Marcus T. • Feb 09, 2024

Ah a lovely beach trip! The golden sand beneath your toes. The lapping of the waves. The picnic lunch! Nothing to do now but enjoy your well-earned trip by soaking up the sun and sharing a laugh or two with your friends and loved ones. Here are 14 Beach Jokes That'll Make Waves... waves of giggles that is!

1. Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation? image

MaliBOO!

2. Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean? image

They're all about that eye-land life!

3. What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do female veggies wear to the beach? image

Zu-kinis!

4. Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation? image

Beach trees.

5. What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach? image

Sand dollars!

6. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did the boy say after a long summer day at the beach? image

Mommy, I'm surf bored.

7. What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach? image

A sand crab.

8. Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

They have to protect their bear skin.

9. What is the best day to go to the beach?

What is the best day to go to the beach? image

Sun-day.

10. What washes up on miniature beaches?

What washes up on miniature beaches? image

Microwaves.

11. Why is the beach so confident?

Why is the beach so confident? image

It's 100% shore.

12. Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in? image

It had a heat wave.

13. What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July? image

A hot dog.

14. What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the ocean say to the beach? image

Nothing. It just waved.

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