14 Aviation Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Down the Runway

14 Aviation Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Down the Runway

By Gary P. • Mar 21, 2024

Fasten your seatbelt, stow your tray table, and prepare to jet off into the friendly skies of aviation humor. From turbulent puns to cockpit cracks, this list of 14 Aviation Jokes will have you soaring with laughter. The best part? You will now and forever have the ultimate icebreakers for the person next to you on every flight! Buckle up and prepare to fly high with amusement!

1. What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is a plane full of male cows called? image

A bull flight.

2. Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good? image

It was a little plane.

3. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives? image

Because there is a sign that says Neverland.

4. Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are pilots always in a good mood? image

Because they're on cloud nine!

5. Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport? image

They were on two different planes.

6. How do automobiles fly?

How do automobiles fly? image

By car-go plane.

7. What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft? image

A model plane.

8. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? image

Because it was overbooked!

9. Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted? image

She had her head in the clouds.

10. Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why don't ostriches fly? image

Plane tickets are so expensive.

11. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer.

12. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? image

Plane chocolate.

13. Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Will invisible planes ever be popular? image

No. I can't see them taking off.

14. How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend? image

On an arrow-plane.

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