
13 Rain Jokes That'll Put You on Cloud Nine
When it rains, it pours! Brighten everyone's gloomy spirits with these 15 Jokes About the Rain that are sure to make even the stormiest cloud laugh into a puddle.
15 Rain Jokes to Share on a Gloomy Day:
1. Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

2. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

3. What goes up when spring rain comes down?

4. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

5. What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

6. Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

7. What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

8. What kind of bow can't be tied?

9. When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

10. Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

11. Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

12. Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

13. What did the storm say when its plans changed?


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