13 Handpicked Jokes About Gardening

13 Handpicked Jokes About Gardening

By Maria W. • Apr 03, 2024

Whether you're a seasoned gardener or simply enjoy a good laugh, prepare to dig into this treasure trove of garden-themed jokes that will make you bloom with laughter! Grab your sunhat and get ready to unearth some green-thumbed gags that are ripe for the picking.

Dig Into These Gardening Jokes to Cultivate Some Laughter:

1. What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do felines love to plant in a garden? image

Cattails!

2. Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why is Kermit the Frog so good at gardening? image

He has a green thumb.

3. Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the gardener bury all his money? image

To make his soil rich.

4. Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening? image

Barbara Bush.

5. What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®? image

The Bloomin' Onion®.

6. Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's the best place to grow flowers in school? image

In kinder-garden.

7. Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise? image

He was always beating around the bush.

8. What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

A jelly bean!

9. Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden? image

Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!

10. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden? image

A tiger lily!

11. I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing image

Good, good thymes.

12. Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden? image

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

13. Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden? image

A gnome-it-all.

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