What do eye doctors do in their spare time? image

13 Doctor Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Being sick is no fun, but laughter can be some great medicine! You'll for sure tickle some funny bones with these 13 Jokes About Doctors that will brighten up anyone's visit to the waiting room.

1. Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor? image

He was feeling all stuffed up!

2. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? image

He had an eye-saur.

3. Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? image

Only if you aim it well enough.

4. What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time? image

Go deep see fishing.

5. What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up? image

They stethos-cope with it.

6. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? image

Because it was feeling crumby.

7. Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis? image

Because he kept pulling his leg.

8. Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients? image

Because he had a lab coat.

9. What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What does a hot summer day and a doctor have in common? image

They both have a lot of degrees.

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor? image

It wasn't peeling well.

11. Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is a doctor always calm? image

They have a lot of patients.

12. What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport? image

Skeleton.

13. What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory? image

A pair o' docs.

Best wishes for a speedy (and laugh-filled) recovery!

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