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13 Car Jokes to Accelerate Your Day

By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024

Know a thing or two about cars? Accelerate into laughter and polish that windshield... these 13 Car Jokes will fuel even the biggest car enthusiast for days!

1. Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars? image

Because they never have any gas.

2. What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a car's favorite scary movie? image

Jeepers Creepers.

3. What vehicles are in the best shape?

What vehicles are in the best shape? image

Trains.

4. Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer? image

At the carpool.

5. Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did he change his bike's tires? image

It was time for retirement!

6. Why are cars magic?

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Because they can turn into driveways!

7. Where does Superman park his cars?

Where does Superman park his cars? image

On Lois Lane.

8. Bears love exotic cars.

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Their favorite is a fur-arri.

9. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? image

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

10. Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do oceans always buy their cars? image

Shell-vrolet.

11. What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident? image

Don't get bent out of shape!

12. What are rental cars called in Spain?

What are rental cars called in Spain? image

Barceloaners.

13. What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a car's favorite TV show? image

Law and Order SUV.

Beep, beep!

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