What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration? image

12 School Jokes That'll Crack Any Teacher (or Student!) Up

By Rosa L. • Feb 15, 2024

Everyone wants to do well in school, but the pressure can get tough for teachers and students alike! Lighten up your load and add some laughter into the mix. Research shows a good laugh helps your brain retain information. Not only that, but learning will be more fun, too! Here are 12 School Jokes That'll Crack Any Teacher (or Student!) Up... pack these in a backpack, lunch bag, or briefcase, and bust them out when the classroom needs a bit of a break!

1. What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What class do kids love to pass gas in? image

Language Farts.

2. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school? image

No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.

3. Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September? image

Students give them apples on the first day of school!

4. What do math teachers eat?

What food do math teachers eat? image

Square meals.

5. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? image

Because she wanted to go to high school!

6. What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school? image

Social studies.

7. What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree? image

Chemis-tree.

8. What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the king of all school supplies? image

The ruler.

9. Where do surfers go to school?

Where do surfers go to school? image

Boarding school!

10. Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen? image

There was no history class.

11. What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime? image

Sundae School.

12. What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything? image

A school of fish.

Trending

hexclad12pc

Big Discounts on Cookware

By: Melissa M.

HelloFresh Honest Review 1

Our Honest Review of HelloFresh

By: Todd H.

The Truth About Sam’s Club Membership: Is It Really Worth It?

The Truth About Sam's Club Membership

By: Todd H.

Best Meal Delivery Services for 2024-1

Best Meal Delivery Services for 2025

By: Todd H.

My kids have perfected the art of selective hearing.

6 Sweet Mother's Day Jokes for Mom

By: Gary P.

13 Grandma Jokes to Share Mother-s Day

12 Grandma Jokes for Mother's Day

By: Gary P.

22 Mum-believably Funny Jokes About Moms

22 Mum-believably Funny Jokes About Moms

By: Maria W.

What do you call an emergency in the spring? image

16 Blooming Funny Spring Jokes

By: Ashley S.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? image

8 Lucky Leprechaun Jokes

By: Jennifer A.

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

10 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes

By: Melissa M.

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

5 Easter Bunny Jokes That Are to Dye for

By: Marcus T.

What do you call an emergency in the spring? image

12 Springtime Jokes to Bring in the Season

By: Ashley S.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? image

5 St. Pat's Jokes to Get the Paddy Started

By: Todd H.

14 Valentine’s Day Jokes to Share with Your Valentine!

Too Cute Valentine's Jokes

By: Robert W.

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you? image

10 Jokes About Snow

By: Gary P.

Why are winter days great? image

Witty Winter Jokes

By: Melissa M.

What-s the best way to save money on Valentine-s Day?

Valentine's Jokes You'll Fall in Love With

By: Maria W.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? image

19 Jokes About Santa That Sleigh

By: Gary P.

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas? image

20 Christmas Jokes Yule Love

By: Maria W.

Why was the turkey taken out of the basketball game? image

Thanksgiving Hot Takes

By: Todd H.

What game do baby ghosts love to play? image

Halloween Pranks, Candy, and Costumes

By: Gary P.

15 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes

13 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes

By: Gary P.

12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes

12 Thanksgiving Jokes

By: Melissa M.

Why are the mountains so tired image

9 Mountain Jokes That Are Hill-arious

By: Robert W.