What do you call a cheese that s feeling low

12 Cheese Jokes That Don't Stink

By Mia R. • Apr 03, 2024

Whether shredded, grated, or diced, cheese is delicious no matter how you slice it. Enjoy this list of 12 Cheese Jokes That Don't Stink and have a Gouda laugh. Don't forget to grab the crackers, too!

1. What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers? image

Goat cheese!

2. What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low? image

Blue cheese.

3. What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street?

Cookie Muenster.

4. What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of cheese can you sew with? image

String cheese.

5. What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad? image

This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!

6. Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife? image

He had grater plans!

7. What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call stolen cheese? image

Nacho cheese.

8. What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded? image

Da brie was flying everywhere.

9. What is the loneliest cheese?

What is the loneliest cheese? image

Prov-alone.

10. Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert? image

Ray Romano.

11. Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese? image

Because it's holy.

12. How do you grill cheese?

How do you grill cheese? image

Ask it a lot of tough questions!

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