
11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear
Everyone loves a great pun. We're not lion... these 11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear will have you roaring with laughter!
1. What cocktail will give you a black eye?

2. OK, that's enough fish puns.

3. What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

4. Why did the boxer take so many naps?

5. Why did the mountain ace its math test?

6. Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

7. What part of a fish is the most musical?

8. Where does a pianist go on vacation?

9. Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

10. Why are pigs so good at building houses?

11. What type of car do planets buy?

Go ahead... you "knead" to share these jokes with friends!

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