11 Jokes That Are Sweeter Than Candy

11 Jokes That Are Sweeter Than Candy

By Ashley S. • Mar 21, 2024

Interested in a little candy-coated comedy? Do we have a confectionary collection for you! From gummy giggles to jaw-breaking jokes, these 11 Sweet-As-Sugar Quips are sure to satisfy your craving for humor!

1. What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other? image

Sour punch kids.

2. Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk? image

His mom said it was chalk-late!

3. What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most? image

Peppa-mints!

4. Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you? image

Candy corn.

5. What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is the solar system's favorite candy? image

Starburst®.

6. Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why couldn't the candy bar parents tell their children apart? image

They were identical Twix®.

7. How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

How did the candy rescue the girl from drowning? image

It was a Life Saver.

8. This candy bar is a real home run.

This candy bar is a real home run. image

It's a Baby Ruth®.

9. Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing? image

Snickers®.

10. What sweet treat never panics?

What sweet never panics? image

The marshmellow.

11. What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate? image

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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